So this happened...

Did my dog Muffin chew up three pairs of expensive headphones this month?

 Yes.

 Was I also the one who repeatedly left the headphones accessible to her?

 Also yes.

 Listen, you are too amazing to worry about being perfect.  So give yourself some compassion this week and check out some of my offerings below.

 Only imperfect people (and dogs) allowed!


Join us for our third annual Rogue Retreat, and nearly everyone from the last two years is coming back which is why we added a second retreat. When women find a space that actually works, they don’t leave it.

 Erin and I are fully present all weekend. This isn’t a “facilitators disappear” retreat. We are in the room, in the conversations, in the integration, in the quiet moments, in the laughter, in the processing. Fully with you.

 Dallas: April 23–26
Only a few rooms remain
Austin is already sold out

 You can read more and see what past attendees have said here:


Also - it's not too late to join the Pleasure Club for February and you DON'T want to miss this because I'm GIVING AWAY my overstock sex toys in my office closet.   LOL!  Spring cleaning could benefit you!

Celeste Holbrook