CELESTE’S QUICK BLACK FRIDAY WORST TOYS REVIEW

1. Flush N Frenzy - Dearest child, I already have a free Poop-filled toilet and you plugged it. That is not a fun game. That is called parenting.

2. Connect 4 Shots - Beer Pong for Children? (wait, maybe this is actually genius🧐)

3. Yellies - “If only my child were faster and louder,” said no parent ever.

4. Nickelodeon Slime - Slime in my house is spelled S-A-T-A-N.

Just a reminder that the biggest killer of arousal is responsibility.  As your shopping and to-do list grows this holiday season, remember to give yourself intentional time to release your responsibilities and connect intimately.   It’s the most wonderful time of the year to get cuddly!

If you need some help making space for connection and creating the best relationship for 2020, I can help.  Check out my online courses at www.drcelesteholbrook.com.

Most of all dear reader, please know that I’m eternally thankful that you open AND read these lil’ musings of mine.  You are special to me and it is the joy of my life to serve you.

With love and gratitude on Black Friday,

Celeste