Here's a sneak peak inside "Missionary Position"...
My hot take on 69:
69: Overrated.
On paper, 69 sounds like the dream: mutual pleasure, efficiency, and equality. But in practice? It’s a logistical mess of managing angles, being distracted, and trying to give a performance while receiving one. It’s the hustle culture of oral sex. Literally two people rushing to do the most at the same time, multitasking with their mouths, trying to be productive in both directions, and rarely slowing down long enough to fully enjoy it. Nobody’s really present, everybody’s a little overstimulated, and someone’s probably overthinking their thigh placement. It’s giving late-stage capitalism in position form. It promises mutual benefit but often leaves everyone a little underpaid in the pleasure department.
