I need your help to get cast in a show!

Pretty please? It will only take 1 minute!

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Hey friends,

For as long as I can remember, I have loved making people smile. There is really no better feeling...and that's saying a lot coming from a sex expert!

Some of you who know me well know that I have a Big Hairy Audacious Goal of bringing authentic, practical sex education to the larger TV audience. (I have even pitched my own show to some producers...a sexy bedroom makeover show called "Dreamy, Sexy!") So, when I saw this casting call for experts to help with mom transformations, (from the producers of Queer Eye) I FREAKED OUT!

I have already submitted my application to be a sex/ relationship expert on this show, but it would MEAN THE GALAXY TO ME if you would also nominate me by sending a quick email.

If you would write a sentence or two about why you think I would be a great fit for this mommy transformation show, (hint: because I'm practical, hilarious and the kindest mom-hype woman in town!) I would be ever in your debt.

You guys....I'm so serious. This would be a dream come true for me. I mean, have you seen my instagram?

So whadda say? Can you help your favorite sex educator out and send one teensy weensy email?

Pretty please?

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU FOREVER I'M GOING TO BE A STAR!